I will admit when I am wrong. Not that that happens too.. okay, so it happens all the time. Nevertheless, I must give credit where credit is due. It seems that a certain someone felt somewhat slighted when I gave a little shout out to the Queen herself. Later I tried to make amends by giving him a title of nobility. Duke, I think it was. But when Queen Tif filled me on an his savings bonanza, I had to reevaluate the titles I am so casually tossing around.Through a special session of the savings and thrift committee I have been granted license to appoint Chuck Bennion Emperor of Savings, Sheik of Thrift, Sovereign of Frugality, Czar of Penny Pinching!
Plus he is pretty funny too. 
I did not say funny looking, I said funny!
I did not say funny looking, I said funny! 
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I have suffered an entire month of ridicule at the hands of my Stake President and former bishop for bringing sack lunches every day(think: "Hey, Chuck, are we still in the fifth grade?"). But have I spent a penny? NO! So it is with tremendous gratitude that I accept these many titles. I will do everything in my power to not let this great honor go to my head.
Chuck
Oops, too late, it has already gotten to his head.
Hannah
It's 10:17 p.m. What's this kid doing awake on a school night? GO TO BED! (mmmmmm, the power).
Emperor of Savings
Shiek of Thrift
Sovereign of Frugality
Czar of Penny Pinching
Etc. Etc.
going through Christine withdrawls...
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