10. He does not bark at those who pass by our house. He has little or no interest in homeland security.
9. Along those same lines, he does not believe in the right to bare teeth.
8. He sleeps during Fox news broadcasts. He sleeps all the time.
7. He would like to end the war between dogs and cats once and for all.
4. He eats the food that rightfully belongs to the cats.
3.His entitled attitude is evident. He is a dog, yet he sleeps in our bed .
2. He does not pick up his own poop. AND he thinks he should be able to poop where ever he wants to poop. He also believes that the boys should have to pick it up. After all, he is a dog. And as such has dealt with human oppression for years.
And the number 1 reason my dog is a democrat:
1. He voted against a constitutional amendment to ban inter species marriages.
Now I said my dog was a democrat, but I did not say he was a dummy. He knows not to bite the hand that feeds him. Don't worry pal, we'll get em in 4 more years.